The Reply-All Sandwich Incident
A polite email thread tries to solve a sandwich problem that reached everyone.
Subject: Sandwich Found in the Printer Room
Dear Class 2-B,
I found a sandwich beside the printer after lunch. It is wrapped neatly and looks very calm. However, it does not have a name on it.
If this sandwich belongs to you, please come to the student office before 4 p.m. I am keeping it in a paper bag, not in my desk, because that would be suspicious.
Please do not reply to everyone unless you are the sandwich owner.
Sincerely,
Riku
Reply:
Dear everyone,
I am not the owner, but I support the sandwich. It has already survived math class and should be respected.
Also, Riku, you replied to everyone while telling us not to reply to everyone. This is now a school event.
Best,
Nana
Final Reply:
Update: The sandwich has been claimed. The owner says it was not calm. It was just tired.