Q: Why does my fridge give life advice?

A: The advice mode may turn on when the fridge detects someone staring at snacks for more than thirty seconds.

Q: Is the fridge judging me?

A: No. The fridge does not judge. It only says things like, "Maybe drink water first," in a calm voice.

Q: Can I turn the advice off?

A: Yes. Open the settings panel and choose Quiet Storage Mode. If the fridge says, "Are you sure?" please press the button again.

Q: What if the fridge gives good advice?

A: You may follow it, but do not ask the fridge about relationships, homework, or haircut decisions. The fridge is cold, not wise.

Q: Why did it tell my father to label the pudding?

A: That was not advice. That was necessary.