
Interview with a Professional Applause Starter
An interview with a person who starts clapping before anyone else is brave enough.
Interviewer: What does a professional applause starter do?
Mr. Bell: I begin clapping when a room wants to clap but feels shy. Timing is everything.
Interviewer: How do you know the right moment?
Mr. Bell: I watch shoulders. If people lean forward and smile politely, they are ready.
Interviewer: What is your biggest challenge?
Mr. Bell: Starting too early. Once, I clapped before a magician found the rabbit. The rabbit looked disappointed.
Interviewer: Do you practice?
Mr. Bell: Every morning. I practice loud applause, soft applause, and the difficult "I understood the speech" applause.
Interviewer: Any advice for beginners?
Mr. Bell: Start with confidence. If nobody joins you, pretend you were checking your hands.