Interviewer: Thank you for speaking with me. What exactly does a professional queue holder do?

Queue Holder: I stand in line for people who are busy, tired, or emotionally unprepared for popular bakeries.

Interviewer: Is waiting difficult?

Queue Holder: Anyone can stand still. The skill is looking patient when the line does not move for twenty minutes.

Interviewer: What tools do you need?

Queue Holder: Comfortable shoes, a small folding chair, water, and a face that says, "I chose this life."

Interviewer: Have you ever lost a place in line?

Queue Holder: Once. A child asked me a question about dinosaurs, and I stepped forward emotionally but not physically. The line moved without me.

Interviewer: What is your advice for beginners?

Queue Holder: Respect the queue. Never argue with the person holding six shopping bags. That person has already seen everything.