
Manual for the Emergency Compliment Button
A short manual explains how to use a button that gives compliments in emergencies.
Product: Emergency Compliment Button
Use this button when a student, teacher, or tired office worker needs one quick compliment.
Place the button on a flat table. Do not place it near the fire alarm, the lunch bell, or anyone who enjoys drama.
Press the button once. The machine will say one kind sentence, such as, "Your handwriting has courage" or "Your bag looks prepared for life."
Do not press the button more than three times in one minute. Too many compliments may make the user suspicious.
If the button says, "You are doing fine," but you are clearly not doing fine, take a short break and drink water.
Clean the button with a soft cloth. Never wash it in a sink. The button can handle feelings, but it cannot handle soup.
If the button stops speaking, check the battery. If the battery is full, the button may be waiting for a compliment too.