
Manual for the Desk Fan That Judges Lunch
A user manual explains how to handle a desk fan with strong lunch opinions.
Product: Desk Fan Model F-12
Purpose: This fan cools your desk area. It may also react strongly to your lunch.
Basic Use: Place the fan on a flat surface. Press the power button once for gentle wind. Press it twice for stronger wind. Do not press it three times unless your lunch is emotionally prepared.
Lunch Reaction Mode: If the fan turns slowly toward your lunch box, this is normal. It is checking smell, balance, and confidence. The fan may pause near fried food. This does not mean approval.
Warnings: Do not argue with the fan about vegetables. Do not place soup too close to the fan. Do not say, "You cannot judge me," because the fan will continue silently.
Maintenance: Clean the blades once a week. Compliment the fan occasionally, but do not ask for lunch advice.
If the fan refuses to start, move your lunch away and try again.