Meet the Pocket Apology Translator, a small device for moments when "sorry" feels too simple.

Press the button, speak your short apology, and choose a style. The device can translate your apology into polite, very polite, or office-meeting polite.

For example, "Sorry I took your pen" may become "I sincerely regret the temporary relocation of your writing tool."

The translator is useful at school, at home, and near the fridge after someone eats the last pudding.

It has three modes. Quick Sorry is for small mistakes. Deep Sorry is for broken promises. Dramatic Sorry is for stepping on someone's clean white shoes on a rainy day.

Please note: the device does not replace real kindness. It only helps your mouth sound more organized while your face looks guilty.

The package includes one translator, a charging cable, and a card that says, "Return the pen first."